https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-the-airport-in-denver-is-pretty-big/ 2026-09-20T19:30:29+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/you-dont-buy-the-doll-because-its-inflatable-you-buy-it-because-its-de-flatable/ 2026-09-20T19:30:33+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/note-to-my-annoying-coworker-if-youre-trying-to-impress-the-secretary-by-quoting-ralph/ 2026-09-20T19:30:37+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-first-person-to-ever-buy-a-rooster-must-have-been-pretty-damned-surprised-the-next/ 2026-09-20T19:30:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-dueling-partner-had-a-pen-and-i-had-a-sword/ 2026-09-20T19:30:43+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/nothing-kills-a-good-orgasm-like-that-condescending-shhhh/ 2026-09-20T19:30:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-buying-a-tutorial-on-playing-poker-my-game-went-down-the-toilet/ 2026-09-20T19:30:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-every-day-should-be-national-awareness-day-awareness-day/ 2026-09-20T19:30:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/parents-dont-seem-to-like-it-when-you-lean-in-close-gesture-toward-the-child-sitting/ 2026-09-20T19:30:54+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-not-sure-if-its-my-singing-voice-choice-of-music-or-what-but-my-new-singing/ 2026-09-20T19:31:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/once-youve-been-a-very-special-guest-ill-bet-being-a-special-guest-feels-like-a-total/ 2026-09-20T19:31:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-hate-to-see-my-teenaged-daughter-so-crazy-about-the-hot-guy-in-her-school-throwing/ 2026-09-20T19:31:08+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/whenever-people-say-if-youre-going-to-move-to-a-new-country-learn-the-language/ 2026-09-20T19:31:12+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-the-land-of-the-blind-the-one-eyed-man-may-be-king-but-the-blind-guy-with-the/ 2026-09-20T19:31:15+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/lately-ive-come-to-realize-that-im-ready-to-have-children/ 2026-09-20T19:31:19+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-coolest-part-about-discovering-the-stripper-was-color-blind-was-being-able-to-make/ 2026-09-20T19:31:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/sometimes-life-just-hands-you-lemons/ 2026-09-20T19:31:25+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/given-that-so-many-members-of-lynyrd-skynyrd-have-died-over-the-years-its-surprising/ 2026-09-20T19:31:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend-but-i-would-have-to-say-they-come-in-a/ 2026-09-20T19:31:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-dream-job-vacation-planner/ 2026-09-20T19:31:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/like-the-famed-writer-jorge-luis-borges-i-imagine-paradise-as-a-kind-of-library/ 2026-09-20T19:31:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/astronomers-saying-the-universe-is-actually-accelerating-away-from-us/ 2026-09-20T19:31:45+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/sometimes-i-enjoy-relaxing-my-eyes-and-taking-in-the-marvelous-show-put-on-by-the-little/ 2026-09-20T19:31:49+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-love-means-different-things-to-different-people-but-my-lawyer-has-instructed/ 2026-09-20T19:31:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/technically-speaking-an-eye-for-an-eye-makes-the-whole-world-blind-except-for-the-last/ 2026-09-20T19:31:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/every-28-days-i-feel-like-watching-nearly-dead-rockers-and-asking-people-to-give-me/ 2026-09-20T19:32:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-my-opinion-that-severe-weather-expert-on-tv-actually-seems-pretty-laid-back/ 2026-09-20T19:32:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/okay-so-if-not-in-the-mouth-where-exactly-should-one-look-a-gift-horse/ 2026-09-20T19:32:07+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/is-it-just-my-imagination-or-have-zombies-been-getting-smarter-and-live-people-stupider/ 2026-09-20T19:32:11+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/many-kurdish-freedom-fighters-died-to-bring-us-the-following-information-being-a/ 2026-09-20T19:32:19+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-once-got-my-hair-colored-by-a-guy-in-reno-just-to-watch-him-dye/ 2026-09-20T19:32:23+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-pointless-to-watch-the-wizard-of-oz-with-your-dog/ 2026-09-20T19:32:26+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-when-god-closes-a-door-he-always-opens-a-window/ 2026-09-20T19:32:30+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/love-is-patient-love-is-kind-it-does-not-envy-it-does-not-boast-it-is-not-proud/ 2026-09-20T19:32:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-wish-those-nra-nuts-would-realize-id-be-more-sympathetic-to-their-cause-if-the/ 2026-09-20T19:32:37+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-the-news-media-were-to-suddenly-announce-that-a-nuclear-bomb-is-flying-on-its-way-to/ 2026-09-20T19:32:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-dolphins-are-really-as-intelligent-as-humans-ill-bet-it-only-makes-getting-caught/ 2026-09-20T19:32:45+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/maybe-my-expectations-have-changed-but-its-just-not-a-real-firework-show-unless/ 2026-09-20T19:32:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-statement-a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words-is-worth-0-007-of-a-picture/ 2026-09-20T19:32:52+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-hoping-they-find-casey-anthony-not-guilty/ 2026-09-20T19:33:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/not-only-does-history-repeat-itself-it-increasingly-forgets-where-it-put-its-keys/ 2026-09-20T19:33:03+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-agree-with-theodore-roosevelt-who-said-speak-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick/ 2026-09-20T19:33:07+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-choosing-between-two-evils-be-advised-if-you-use-the-eenie-meenie-minie-mo/ 2026-09-20T19:33:11+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/we-need-to-stop-calling-wednesday-hump-day/ 2026-09-20T19:33:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/with-the-daily-barrage-of-depressing-stories-about-poverty-genocide-fear-and-hate/ 2026-09-20T19:33:20+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-really-mean-it-when-i-say-i-just-want-my-wife-to-be-happy/ 2026-09-20T19:33:23+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-dad-is-fond-of-writing-on-containers-of-his-leftovers-do-not-touch-or-eat-under/ 2026-09-20T19:33:26+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/it-turns-out-you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-and-make-it-drink-but-you-have-to-load-it/ 2026-09-20T19:33:29+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-last-employment-review-singled-me-out-as-a-glass-half-empty-guy-so-ive-worked/ 2026-09-20T19:33:35+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/there-was-a-guy-in-traffic-beside-me-jerking-off-like-crazy/ 2026-09-20T19:33:39+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-dad-once-told-me-the-only-one-who-can-beat-you-is-yourself/ 2026-09-20T19:33:42+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dont-mind-that-the-lady-was-breast-feeding-her-kid-in-the-middle-of-the-airport/ 2026-09-20T19:33:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/growing-up-i-had-great-difficulty-concentrating-on-saying-the-alphabet/ 2026-09-20T19:33:47+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-problem-i-have-with-returning-home-from-five-days-at-an-industry-trade-show-is-that/ 2026-09-20T19:33:50+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-my-kid-does-something-wrong-i-ground-him/ 2026-09-20T19:33:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-favorite-part-of-high-school-graduation-parties-is-telling-the-young-person-that-i/ 2026-09-20T19:33:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/sometimes-i-need-to-remind-myself-that-im-not-18-anymore/ 2026-09-20T19:33:58+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-awoke-and-saw-a-host-of-winged-angels-before-me/ 2026-09-20T19:34:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/johnny-depp-advised-me-to-always-namedrop-even-if-i-have-to-lie-about-knowing-the-person/ 2026-09-20T19:34:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/you-know-you-need-to-get-out-of-the-house-when-you-start-to-refer-to-yourself-as-a/ 2026-09-20T19:34:07+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-i-won-the-lottery-my-family-and-friends-told-me-theyre-worried-i-might-not-be/ 2026-09-20T19:34:09+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-my-opinion-if-youre-public-enemy-number-2000000000-or-greater-they-should/ 2026-09-20T19:34:12+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/darcys-first-theorem-of-parking-effort-the-longer-you-are-willing-to-drive-around-a/ 2026-09-20T19:34:15+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-prefer-not-to-recount-the-details-of-my-youthful-indiscretions/ 2026-09-20T19:34:17+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-cant-catch-a-break/ 2026-09-20T19:34:20+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/a-money-belt-is-a-great-way-to-keep-your-valuables-safe-from-muggers/ 2026-09-20T19:34:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-you-cant-tame-a-wild-rose/ 2026-09-20T19:34:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-our-receptionist-greeted-me-with-how-are-you-today/ 2026-09-20T19:34:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-your-early-30s-you-start-to-get-depressed-because-you-realize-that-your-life-may/ 2026-09-20T19:34:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-important-to-speak-clearly-when-ordering-something-over-the-phone/ 2026-09-20T19:34:42+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/that-guy-victor-who-gets-all-the-spoils/ 2026-09-20T19:34:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ladies-the-reality-is-that-if-the-guy-laying-next-to-you-asks-if-you-want-to-spoon/ 2026-09-20T19:34:49+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/people-tell-me-i-should-work-on-my-similes-i-think-i-simply-need-to-refine-things-like/ 2026-09-20T19:34:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/is-the-question-is-the-glass-half-empty-or-half-full/ 2026-09-20T19:34:57+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/it-doesnt-take-many-times-shooting-the-last-seated-one-in-the-leg-before-your-family/ 2026-09-20T19:35:01+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-love-checking-into-a-hotel-and-there-waiting-in-the-room-for-me-is-a-well-stocked/ 2026-09-20T19:35:05+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-eat-for-a-day/ 2026-09-20T19:35:08+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-life-gives-you-lemons-make-a-delicious-lemonade/ 2026-09-20T19:35:12+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-cried-because-i-had-no-shoes-until-i-met-my-buddy-with-some-exceptionally-strong-weed/ 2026-09-20T19:35:19+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-wonder-if-jim-croces-widow-occasionally-loses-it-when-she-cant-find-the-rosemary/ 2026-09-20T19:35:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-may-be-over-reacting-to-this-whole-anthrax-thing-but-this-morning-my-donuts-were/ 2026-09-20T19:35:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-your-heart-tells-you-one-thing-and-your-head-another-give-the-deciding-vote-to-your/ 2026-09-20T19:35:30+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/sometimes-elderly-relatives-need-a-little-pick-me-up/ 2026-09-20T19:35:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-the-70s-song-wildfire-makes-you-all-weepy-when-you-hear-it-on-the-radio-just-do/ 2026-09-20T19:35:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-a-shame-they-dont-let-you-take-dogs-to-the-zoo-because-that-would-be-the-greatest/ 2026-09-20T19:35:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-self-delusion-is-when-you-suck-in-your-stomach-as-you-step-on-the-scale/ 2026-09-20T19:35:43+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-believe-ive-finally-mastered-the-metric-system/ 2026-09-20T19:35:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-asked-the-waitress-which-came-first-the-chicken-salad-or-the-egg-salad/ 2026-09-20T19:35:52+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/turns-out-its-actually-okay-to-yell-fire/ 2026-09-20T19:35:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/freedoms-just-another-word-for-nothin-left-to-lose/ 2026-09-20T19:35:59+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-ok-to-frequently-quote-the-saying-insanity-is-doing-the-same-thing-over-and-over/ 2026-09-20T19:36:03+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/it-seems-everybody-in-my-town-calls-me-the-stranger/ 2026-09-20T19:36:07+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-stand-up-comedy-there-exist-only-two-time-frames-the-present-and-the-other-day/ 2026-09-20T19:36:11+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/vomit-is-simply-natures-way-of-allowing-children-who-are-too-young-to-speak-to-let-you/ 2026-09-20T19:36:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/consumer-tip-dont-waste-your-money-on-a-futon/ 2026-09-20T19:36:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/anything-unrelated-to-pachyderms-is-irrelephant/ 2026-09-20T19:36:21+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-really-thought-i-was-finally-over-my-crying-over-spilt-milk-stage/ 2026-09-20T19:36:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-problem-with-having-facebook-friends-who-run-a-goat-farm-is-theyre-always-posting/ 2026-09-20T19:36:29+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/once-when-i-was-a-kid-i-almost-choked-to-death-on-a-sticky-pop/ 2026-09-20T19:36:33+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/as-i-rasped-sweet-nothings-in-her-ear-her-disdainful-look-told-me-she-was-not-going-to/ 2026-09-20T19:36:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-went-to-a-christening-and-now-everyone-is-mad-at-me/ 2026-09-20T19:36:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-really-do-like-my-new-smart-phone-but-for-the-record-googles-idea-of-a-sexy-new/ 2026-09-20T19:36:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/this-lenten-season-ive-given-up-waiting-so-long-to-bail-on-my-new-years-resolutions/ 2026-09-20T19:36:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-the-fuss-at-the-airport-security-checkpoint-had-died-down-it-occurred-to-me-that/ 2026-09-20T19:36:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/never-place-a-romantic-interest-above-an-intelligent-friend-unless-the-three-of-you/ 2026-09-20T19:36:49+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-i-ever-start-an-online-dating-service-ill-call-it-strangerdanger-not-just/ 2026-09-20T19:36:52+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-since-the-big-earthquake-the-earths-day-is-now-1-millionth-of-a-second-shorter/ 2026-09-20T19:36:54+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/to-save-money-our-town-council-subcontracted-police-services-to-circus-clowns/ 2026-09-20T19:36:58+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-was-visited-by-three-ghosts-this-christmas-2/ 2026-09-20T19:37:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/mauve-isnt-a-color-in-the-national-terrorism-advisory-system-mauve-is-terror-itself/ 2026-09-20T19:37:05+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-love-to-go-back-in-time-and-show-my-younger-self-these-nifty-ipods-laptops-and/ 2026-09-20T19:37:09+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-problem-with-having-a-crush-on-a-fortune-teller-is-you-never-get-a-first-chance-to/ 2026-09-20T19:37:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-hate-music-producers/ 2026-09-20T19:37:15+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-like-to-teach-the-world-to-sing/ 2026-09-20T19:37:19+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/it-just-makes-sense-if-youre-ever-in-plane-crash-in-the-andes-eat-the-vegetarians/ 2026-09-20T19:37:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/for-a-while-i-thought-i-was-bisexual-but-only-because-i-tend-to-get-bi-and-semi/ 2026-09-20T19:37:26+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-was-invited-to-join-a-flash-mob-recently-at-a-local-mall/ 2026-09-20T19:37:29+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/how-about-a-compromise-everybody-leave-the-toilet-seat-at-45-degrees/ 2026-09-20T19:37:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-happy-to-report-that-while-the-steaks-at-my-neighborhood-bistro-are-indeed/ 2026-09-20T19:37:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-youre-saving-for-retirement-its-important-to-diversify/ 2026-09-20T19:37:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-proverb-good-fences-make-good-neighbors-began-to-make-perfect-sense-when-i-went-to/ 2026-09-20T19:37:47+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-the-little-things-that-make-life-truly-worth-living/ 2026-09-20T19:37:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/cant-find-your-way-to-the-apple-store/ 2026-09-20T19:37:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-girlfriend-and-i-had-a-really-nasty-fight-but-afterward-we-had-amazing-makeup-sex/ 2026-09-20T19:37:58+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-that-unless-youre-the-lead-dog-the-view-never-changes/ 2026-09-20T19:38:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/aint-no-sunshine-when-shes-gone/ 2026-09-20T19:38:06+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/sometimes-i-wonder-what-my-daughter-would-think-if-she-ever-read-my-ruminations/ 2026-09-20T19:38:09+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-suffering-severe-puncture-wounds-without-shooting-any-goop-on-my-opponent-i/ 2026-09-20T19:38:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-used-to-hate-it-when-some-glib-moron-would-tack-on-if-i-told-you-id-have-to-kill/ 2026-09-20T19:38:20+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-youre-the-nudist-exhibitionist-type-dont-buy-a-house-with-big-picture-windows-in-a/ 2026-09-20T19:38:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-you-have-multiple-personality-disorder-could-one-of-your-additional-personalities/ 2026-09-20T19:38:25+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/dont-you-hate-it-when-the-car-behind-you-rams-into-yours-and-you-cant-get-mad-because/ 2026-09-20T19:38:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/one-day-a-neighbor-kid-named-billy-and-i-spent-a-whole-afternoon-and-well-into-the-night/ 2026-09-20T19:38:32+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/humor-tip-exasperatedly-muttering-to-your-wife-time-to-make-the-doughnuts-as-you/ 2026-09-20T19:38:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-odd-how-you-can-combine-two-negative-words-like-sham-and-poo-and-get-a/ 2026-09-20T19:38:37+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/it-seems-odd-that-charlie-browns-parents-never-noticed-that-their-8-year-old-son-was/ 2026-09-20T19:38:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ill-bet-facebook-would-be-even-more-popular-if-there-were-a-way-to-add-friends-with/ 2026-09-20T19:38:43+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/this-morning-i-woke-up-on-the-floor-next-to-some-nameless-wal-mart-greeter-both-of-us/ 2026-09-20T19:38:52+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/true-every-kiss-begins-with-kay/ 2026-09-20T19:38:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/during-tough-economic-times-like-this-i-take-stock-of-my-life-and-realize-if-id-gone/ 2026-09-20T19:38:59+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/sure-i-procrastinate-sometimes/ 2026-09-20T19:39:03+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-dog-and-i-probably-need-to-seek-relationship-counseling/ 2026-09-20T19:39:06+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-wife-and-i-want-to-have-a-baby/ 2026-09-20T19:39:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/touch-my-junk/ 2026-09-20T19:39:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-i-ever-start-a-religion-its-definitely-going-to-require-human-sacrifice/ 2026-09-20T19:39:17+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/give-me-liberty-or-give-me-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich/ 2026-09-20T19:39:21+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/mark-my-words-one-day-the-south-will-rise-again/ 2026-09-20T19:39:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dont-know-the-right-response-for-when-my-wife-shows-me-her-new-hairdo-but-so-far/ 2026-09-20T19:39:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/it-isnt-a-midlife-crisis-if-it-kills-you-instantly/ 2026-09-20T19:39:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-just-sneezed-and-got-little-droplets-all-over-my-computer-monitor-and-they-act-like/ 2026-09-20T19:39:42+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/dear-hollywood-we-get-it/ 2026-09-20T19:39:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-wouldnt-take-a-million-dollars-from-ed-mcmahon-if-he-showed-up-on-my-doorstep/ 2026-09-20T19:39:49+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-felt-cranky-this-morning-because-i-woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-driveway-again/ 2026-09-20T19:39:57+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dont-think-it-would-be-that-great-to-be-a-snowman-staring-out-at-a-world-blanketed/ 2026-09-20T19:40:01+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-not-a-religious-man/ 2026-09-20T19:40:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-have-a-friend-whos-into-meth-but-im-still-going-to-invite-him-to-my-christmas-party/ 2026-09-20T19:40:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/so-i-finally-get-up-the-courage-to-join-weight-watchers-and-then-those-sick-bastards/ 2026-09-20T19:40:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/okay-so-maybe-i-didnt-realize-there-was-a-difference-between-exhibitors-and/ 2026-09-20T19:40:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-wouldnt-mind-being-the-last-person-on-earth/ 2026-09-20T19:40:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dont-care-what-the-judge-said-taking-that-hooker-off-the-streets-and-into-my-hotel/ 2026-09-20T19:40:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/of-all-the-gin-joints-in-all-the-towns-in-all-the-world-she-walks-into-mine-orders-a/ 2026-09-20T19:40:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-you-catch-more-flies-with-honey-than-vinegar/ 2026-09-20T19:40:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/apparently-theres-this-website-wheresgeorge-com-that-will-enable-you-enter-a-serial/ 2026-09-20T19:40:39+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-may-have-to-reverse-the-polarity-on-my-car/ 2026-09-20T19:40:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/einstein-said-in-the-middle-of-difficulty-lies-opportunity/ 2026-09-20T19:40:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-love-asterisks-capital-letters-added-emphasis-and-sexual-innuendo-but-not-in-that/ 2026-09-20T19:40:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-like-katy-perry/ 2026-09-20T19:40:59+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-all-moping-around-and-looking-under-furniture-until-someone-finds-a-lost-eye/ 2026-09-20T19:41:03+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-passing-walking-down-yet-another-aisle-stocked-with-nothing-but-organic-donuts-and/ 2026-09-20T19:41:06+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-true-test-of-inner-strength-is-finding-both-stalls-occupied/ 2026-09-20T19:41:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/youd-think-politicians-would-have-a-little-more-respect/ 2026-09-20T19:41:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dropped-by-a-rival-gym-to-see-what-their-spinning-classes-were-like/ 2026-09-20T19:41:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-didnt-want-to-tell-the-owner-of-the-shoe-store-how-to-run-his-business-but-i-still/ 2026-09-20T19:41:23+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-have-a-canker-sore-on-the-inside-of-my-upper-lip-that-is-shaped-like-a-perfect/ 2026-09-20T19:41:26+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-true-that-when-the-going-gets-tough-the-tough-get-going/ 2026-09-20T19:41:29+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-believe-the-children-are-our-furniture/ 2026-09-20T19:41:33+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-the-weight-laden-deck-swabbing-or-the-tricep-burning-mainsail-pulls-dont-do-me-in/ 2026-09-20T19:41:37+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-just-got-one-of-those-crazy-5-blade-razors/ 2026-09-20T19:41:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-cant-tell-if-it-was-the-weekends-halloween-fun-or-my-volunteering-to-help-drive-a/ 2026-09-20T19:41:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/to-alleviate-my-public-speaking-phobia-my-speech-instructor-suggested-i-envision-the/ 2026-09-20T19:41:47+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/theres-nothing-more-embarrassing-than-strolling-into-the-office-humming-its-a/ 2026-09-20T19:41:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-suffer-from-pre-traumatic-stress-disorder/ 2026-09-20T19:41:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-tough-being-dyslexic/ 2026-09-20T19:42:01+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-decided-to-beat-the-retail-stores-at-their-own-game-by-putting-up-my-christmas/ 2026-09-20T19:42:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-god-really-just-wants-to-walk-beside-me-why-doesnt-he-ever-pay-the-cover-charge/ 2026-09-20T19:42:08+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-saw-a-bumper-sticker-that-said-dont-let-this-car-fool-you-my-real-treasure-is-in/ 2026-09-20T19:42:12+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/you-know-youre-not-a-fashionista-when-you-look-at-a-piece-and-think-on-what-part-of/ 2026-09-20T19:42:15+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-celebrity-deaths-do-come-in-threes-im-hoping-that-june-cleaver-and-howard/ 2026-09-20T19:42:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-hate-that-dream-where-you-have-to-pee-really-bad-and-you-wake-up-and-have-to-run-to/ 2026-09-20T19:42:25+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/a-bad-meeting-is-one-in-which-they-spread-fifteen-minutes-worth-of-information-over-an/ 2026-09-20T19:42:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/whoever-said-babies-dont-come-with-an-instruction-manual-obviously-never-purchased/ 2026-09-20T19:42:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/women-are-so-fickle/ 2026-09-20T19:42:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-was-never-a-great-athlete-but-i-do-hold-one-record-i-was-hit-by-a-pitch-39-times-in/ 2026-09-20T19:42:39+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ive-heard-about-this-speed-dating-where-a-guy-and-a-girl-meet-for-10-minutes-and/ 2026-09-20T19:42:42+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-you-try-to-hand-a-woman-something-thats-enclosed-in-your-fist-shell-always-think/ 2026-09-20T19:42:45+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-was-having-a-good-laugh-mocking-that-guy-at-the-biker-bar-about-his-cheesy-barbed-wire/ 2026-09-20T19:42:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-wonder-if-the-markings-on-a-pandas-coat-correspond-to-white-and-dark-meat/ 2026-09-20T19:42:50+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/call-me-a-sappy-old-romantic-if-you-will-but-it-seems-that-every-time-i-have-a-cast/ 2026-09-20T19:42:54+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-favorite-part-of-tailgating-isnt-the-booze-or-the-food-its-how-easy-it-is-to-tip/ 2026-09-20T19:42:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-got-my-passport-photos-done-in-a-rush-coming-in-from-the-pouring-rain-just-as-the/ 2026-09-20T19:42:59+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-like-to-buy-the-world-a-coke/ 2026-09-20T19:43:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-didnt-know-that-lethargy-was-a-symptom-of-lyme-disease-in-cats/ 2026-09-20T19:43:05+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/fortune-favors-those-in-motion/ 2026-09-20T19:43:08+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ive-heard-that-the-eskimos-have-over-80-words-to-describe-snow/ 2026-09-20T19:43:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-husband-says-he-wont-buy-me-the-crossbow-i-asked-for-for-christmas/ 2026-09-20T19:43:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/one-of-our-cats-sits-on-the-toilet-lid-and-stares-at-the-shower-curtain-while-we-take-a/ 2026-09-20T19:43:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/last-night-i-took-a-long-look-in-the-mirror-and-i-realized-i-desperately-needed-to-make/ 2026-09-20T19:43:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/she-didnt-have-any-super-powers-but-with-a-name-like-commander-crotch-punch-i/ 2026-09-20T19:43:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/on-a-really-long-car-trip-i-was-having-the-best-dream-about-being-in-the-spotlight/ 2026-09-20T19:43:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-sure-bobby-mcferrin-never-could-have-envisioned-that-so-many-people-would-listen-to/ 2026-09-20T19:43:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/can-you-buy-those-hotel-do-not-disturb-signs/ 2026-09-20T19:43:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-its-pretty-pointless-to-pee-in-the-shower-to-save-water-by-flushing-the-toilet/ 2026-09-20T19:43:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-wife-ripped-me-a-new-one-after-she-found-out-i-peed-in-the-shower/ 2026-09-20T19:43:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-should-have-read-the-label-more-carefully-it-turns-out-when-you-buy-low-fat-food/ 2026-09-20T19:43:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-research-aimed-to-combine-the-11-dimensions-of-current-string-theory-with-the-29/ 2026-09-20T19:43:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-thinking-pbs-would-come-out-way-ahead-if-they-let-me-play-the-music-and-let-james/ 2026-09-20T19:44:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-guessing-typo/ 2026-09-20T19:44:09+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/fool-me-once-shame-on-you/ 2026-09-20T19:44:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/to-me-the-fascinating-thing-about-the-infinite-monkeys-on-infinite-typewriters-thing/ 2026-09-20T19:44:17+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-like-to-see-george-lucas-use-his-sci-fi-revisionism-powers-for-good-like-updating/ 2026-09-20T19:44:21+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/until-my-sister-clarified-that-those-were-only-ultrasound-photos-i-was-convinced-shed/ 2026-09-20T19:44:25+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/what-a-waste-of-time-and-money/ 2026-09-20T19:44:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/as-a-high-school-teacher-i-always-try-to-boost-the-self-esteem-of-teenage-girls/ 2026-09-20T19:44:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-sure-hope-that-sheep-that-provided-the-organ-for-my-transplant-was-a-republican/ 2026-09-20T19:44:39+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-librarian-at-the-public-library-suggested-that-i-could-get-more-information/ 2026-09-20T19:44:43+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-favorite-part-of-working-out-in-one-of-those-24-hour-gyms-is-you-can-get-three-maybe/ 2026-09-20T19:44:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-i-were-the-guy-who-ran-the-gallows-pole-id-always-ask-my-clients-hows-it-hangin/ 2026-09-20T19:44:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/boy-does-my-wife-hate-it-when-i-order-the-2-piece-white-meat-kfc-lunch-combo-and-call/ 2026-09-20T19:44:57+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/despite-my-ultra-stealth-demeanor-and-prodigious-talent-with-throwing-stars-i-always/ 2026-09-20T19:45:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/on-the-one-hand-im-sad-my-wife-figured-out-how-to-turn-her-old-electric-toothbrush/ 2026-09-20T19:45:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-i-were-superman-i-think-id-just-fight-for-truth-justice-and-the-canadian-way/ 2026-09-20T19:45:05+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/some-days-you-get-the-bull-others-you-get-the-horn/ 2026-09-20T19:45:08+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/everyone-was-pretty-stoked-when-we-announced-we-were-getting-the-band-back-together-but/ 2026-09-20T19:45:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/that-expression-is-that-a-banana-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-happy-to-see-me/ 2026-09-20T19:45:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-im-pondering-existentialism-i-always-lean-my-head-sideways-so-i-look-like-a/ 2026-09-20T19:45:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/you-had-me-until-hello/ 2026-09-20T19:45:19+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/lysol-says-there-are-lots-of-germs-on-my-hand-soap-pump/ 2026-09-20T19:45:21+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-despise-it-when-those-jerk-perverts-call-and-wake-you-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night/ 2026-09-20T19:45:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-the-most-disappointing-aspect-of-the-whole-tiger-woods-mess-is-that-none-of-his/ 2026-09-20T19:45:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/no-one-was-quite-the-grill-master-my-father-was/ 2026-09-20T19:45:30+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/one-of-my-co-workers-told-me-this-morning-that-she-felt-like-shit/ 2026-09-20T19:45:33+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/men-are-not-as-shallow-as-were-sometimes-made-out-to-be/ 2026-09-20T19:45:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-my-accident-the-doctors-told-me-i-shouldnt-be-alive/ 2026-09-20T19:45:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/of-course-theres-a-reason-to-beat-a-dead-horse/ 2026-09-20T19:45:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/why-dont-the-voices-in-my-head-ever-tell-me-to-do-something-productive-like-put-knife/ 2026-09-20T19:45:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dont-like-to-toot-my-own-horn-but-there-was-no-avoiding-it-when-the-late-shift-crew/ 2026-09-20T19:45:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-girlfriend-and-are-into-leaving-notes-for-each-other-to-find-around-the-house/ 2026-09-20T19:45:50+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ask-not-what-your-country-can-do-for-you/ 2026-09-20T19:45:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/international-soccer-needs-some-new-marketing-folks/ 2026-09-20T19:45:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/inside-me-there-is-a-thin-blonde-glamourous-woman/ 2026-09-20T19:46:03+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-scream-a-lot-during-sex/ 2026-09-20T19:46:07+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-girlfriend-gave-me-a-musical-condom-that-plays-a-piccolo-minuet/ 2026-09-20T19:46:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/be-careful-when-you-hyperbolically-joke-that-youve-got-something-up-the-wazoo/ 2026-09-20T19:46:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/our-baby-daughter-always-fights-being-laid-into-bed/ 2026-09-20T19:46:23+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/not-to-blame-the-victim-but-lets-be-honest-most-people-who-get-bitten-by-vampires/ 2026-09-20T19:46:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-tell-people-that-the-reason-im-packing-away-so-much-food-is-that-im-eating-for-two/ 2026-09-20T19:46:30+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/do-not-forget-that-the-sun-delights-to-touch-your-face-and-the-breeze-to-softly-caress/ 2026-09-20T19:46:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-need-to-either-stop-dreaming-of-being-a-train-conductor-or-stop-drinking-so-much/ 2026-09-20T19:46:38+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/give-me-freedom-or-give-me-death/ 2026-09-20T19:46:42+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/some-stupid-women-pay-a-small-fortune-to-get-their-lips-puffed-up-by-cosmetic-surgeons/ 2026-09-20T19:46:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-life-gives-you-lemons-make-lemonade/ 2026-09-20T19:46:49+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/how-do-i-know-im-older-and-wiser/ 2026-09-20T19:46:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-they-take-away-the-right-to-say-fk-how-long-before-they-take-away-the-right-to/ 2026-09-20T19:46:57+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-friends-say-im-a-good-catch-but-i-guess-i-need-to-find-guys-with-more-sophisticated/ 2026-09-20T19:47:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/theres-nothing-quite-as-rewarding-as-entering-a-room-and-seeing-your-childs-face-light/ 2026-09-20T19:47:05+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-you-ask-me-packing-your-top-five-favorite-albums-for-any-trip-is-just-begging-for/ 2026-09-20T19:47:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-hate-it-when-i-pay-for-legal-advice-that-ends-up-getting-me-in-more-trouble-than-i/ 2026-09-20T19:47:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-call-it-life-saving-heimlich-maneuver-but-some-unappreciative-women-call-it/ 2026-09-20T19:47:20+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-finally-found-out-what-i-did-to-make-my-wife-so-angry-with-me-married-her/ 2026-09-20T19:47:25+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-used-to-work-at-a-place-where-people-got-all-pissy-when-i-told-dirty-jokes/ 2026-09-20T19:47:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-really-enjoy-sex-on-a-train/ 2026-09-20T19:47:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-you-should-never-raise-your-hand-to-your-children-but-how-else-am-i-supposed/ 2026-09-20T19:47:35+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-was-bitten-by-a-radioactive-grandmother-and-turned-into-doily-man/ 2026-09-20T19:47:37+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/know-whats-worse-than-finding-animal-fur-all-over-your-car-seat/ 2026-09-20T19:47:41+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-told-my-wife-i-would-understand-if-she-found-another-lover-after-i-was-gone-because/ 2026-09-20T19:47:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-wife-said-yesterday-that-shes-worried-im-becoming-a-workaholic/ 2026-09-20T19:47:49+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-exploring-lifes-labyrinth-leave-no-stone-unturned/ 2026-09-20T19:47:53+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-accidentally-bringing-the-wrong-tool-i-thought-the-mohel-would-never-get-that/ 2026-09-20T19:47:55+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-had-always-heard-that-the-united-states-was-less-antisemitic-than-the-rest-of-the/ 2026-09-20T19:47:58+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/that-guy-who-made-the-movie-300-got-a-lot-of-flack-for-the-way-the-enemy-army-was/ 2026-09-20T19:48:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-brother-has-an-allergy-to-certain-wheat-products-but-he-still-tries-to-eat-them/ 2026-09-20T19:48:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-really-enjoy-living-the-single-life-but-my-altar-ego-thinks-i-should-get-married/ 2026-09-20T19:48:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/have-you-ever-fallen-for-a-girl-so-hard-that-whenever-youre-around-her-you-get-gassy/ 2026-09-20T19:48:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-was-in-such-a-hurry-when-i-left-the-beach-that-i-didnt-bother-changing-before-racing/ 2026-09-20T19:48:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-ride-to-my-job-with-several-co-workers/ 2026-09-20T19:48:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-could-tell-we-were-in-for-a-long-night-at-work-when-our-supervisor-raised-a-megaphone/ 2026-09-20T19:48:23+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/there-i-was-dancing-to-a-latin-beat-with-none-other-than-eric-estrada/ 2026-09-20T19:48:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-believe-you-can-learn-a-lot-from-spending-time-around-small-children-assuming-you/ 2026-09-20T19:48:30+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-the-lottery-would-be-more-exciting-if-they-drew-two-different-sets-of-numbers/ 2026-09-20T19:48:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-just-called-the-front-desk-requesting-turn-down-service-and-she-said-no/ 2026-09-20T19:48:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-hindsight-i-suppose-i-should-have-instead-told-my-wife-that-i-had-a-great-time-this/ 2026-09-20T19:48:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-going-to-take-up-knitting-as-a-hobby-and-my-first-project-will-be-a-nice-warm-pair/ 2026-09-20T19:48:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/in-my-defense-its-only-one-little-letter/ 2026-09-20T19:48:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/rusty-wont-accept-my-facebook-friend-request/ 2026-09-20T19:48:54+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/everyone-in-my-department-got-laid-off-except-me/ 2026-09-20T19:48:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-dont-want-to-be-an-alarmist-but-what-the-hell-else-can-you-do-with-this-crappy-clock/ 2026-09-20T19:49:02+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-if-that-justin-bieber-kid-were-a-vampire-he-would-completely-own-the/ 2026-09-20T19:49:06+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/not-that-im-complaining-but-i-think-the-sales-lady-at-the-furniture-store/ 2026-09-20T19:49:10+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-gladly-serve-gaia-to-celebrate-earth-day-but-im-unsure-of-what-wine-to-pair-with/ 2026-09-20T19:49:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-imagine-there-are-a-lot-of-things-more-fun-than-a-barrel-of-monkeys-but-maybe-im/ 2026-09-20T19:49:19+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/for-the-sake-of-realism-they-really-should-make-a-few-scenes-where-superman-arrives-at/ 2026-09-20T19:49:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-overheard-two-young-women-talking-and-one-looked-at-me-and-said-if-i-were-50-and/ 2026-09-20T19:49:27+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-youre-evil-but-youre-working-hard-to-change-ill-bet-a-major-milestone-is-when/ 2026-09-20T19:49:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-ve-been-trying-to-hire-an-au-pair-for-about-six-months-now-but-so-far-i-havent-been/ 2026-09-20T19:49:39+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-i-lived-in-a-country-rife-with-civil-unrest-id-always-hold-the-door-for-my-dates/ 2026-09-20T19:49:46+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-any-publicity-is-good-publicity-so-i-guess-i-shouldnt-complain-but-i-cant/ 2026-09-20T19:49:50+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ive-started-forwarding-all-the-email-i-get-from-that-nigerian-prince-to-the/ 2026-09-20T19:49:54+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/what-you-name-a-product-often-plays-the-most-important-role-in-determining-its-success/ 2026-09-20T19:49:59+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/my-wife-thought-she-could-really-get-me-good-on-april-fools-day-with-her-whoopee/ 2026-09-20T19:50:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/often-when-i-come-in-to-work-i-look-around-and-ask-myself-well-whats-gonna-happen/ 2026-09-20T19:50:09+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-have-an-idea-for-a-construction-business-i-can-build-houses-out-of-campfire-wood-that/ 2026-09-20T19:50:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/apparently-all-around-area-51-there-are-signs-warning-trespassers-that-extreme-force/ 2026-09-20T19:50:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/life-sucks-then-you-die/ 2026-09-20T19:50:21+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-i-could-be-a-jedi-but-so-far-i-can-only-get-the-force-to-work-on-grocery/ 2026-09-20T19:50:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-no-physicist-but-ill-bet-that-in-the-fourth-dimension-thinking-outside-the/ 2026-09-20T19:50:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/suddenly-there-are-all-these-reality-tv-shows-about-people-with-dozens-of-kids-and-how/ 2026-09-20T19:50:35+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/no-one-ever-threatens-to-prosecute-somebody-to-half-the-extent-of-the-law-its-always/ 2026-09-20T19:50:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/with-apologies-to-the-adage-quoting-visitors-who-keep-interrupting-my-morphine-haze-im/ 2026-09-20T19:50:44+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/some-guys-just-dont-know-when-to-quit/ 2026-09-20T19:50:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-object-to-the-term-x-ray/ 2026-09-20T19:50:52+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/nothing-ends-a-blind-date-faster-than-when-youre-walking-through-the-park-and-you/ 2026-09-20T19:50:57+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-allowed-my-young-son-to-dress-himself-yesterday-and-was-amused-as-he-paired-a-giraffe/ 2026-09-20T19:51:00+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-i-die-i-hope-people-will-remember-me-as-a-kind-person-who-would-always-make-time-to/ 2026-09-20T19:51:04+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/they-say-the-truth-will-set-you-free/ 2026-09-20T19:51:09+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/id-say-the-worst-part-of-starting-a-brand-new-relationship-is-discovering-she-lives-in/ 2026-09-20T19:51:14+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/attention-working-men/ 2026-09-20T19:51:17+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/ill-bet-more-kids-would-sign-up-for-the-debate-team-in-high-school-if-they-only-knew/ 2026-09-20T19:51:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-turned-around-and-the-ship-was-being-stormed-by-thieves-though-all-they-stole-was-the/ 2026-09-20T19:51:26+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-i-ever-have-a-daughter-i-wont-let-her-play-with-barbie-dolls-because-i-think-they/ 2026-09-20T19:51:32+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-god-closes-a-door-he-opens-a-window/ 2026-09-20T19:51:36+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/at-this-point-pope-john-paul-iis-beatification-looks-pretty-much-assured-barring/ 2026-09-20T19:51:40+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-a-cool-reality-cross-over-show-would-be-survivor-biggest-loser/ 2026-09-20T19:51:47+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/oh-come-on-i-cant-possibly-be-the-only-person-ever-expelled-from-farmville-for/ 2026-09-20T19:51:51+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-most-tragic-part-of-j-d/ 2026-09-20T19:51:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/einstein-said-god-doesnt-play-dice-with-the-universe/ 2026-09-20T19:52:01+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/the-first-30-years-of-my-life-i-was-intense-and-results-driven/ 2026-09-20T19:52:06+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/women-can-be-so-damned-picky/ 2026-09-20T19:52:16+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/every-day-i-wake-up-it-gives-me-comfort-to-realize-that-theres-at-least-one-thing-upon/ 2026-09-20T19:52:22+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-youre-ever-invited-to-a-nambla-halloween-party-a-good-idea-for-a-costume-would-be/ 2026-09-20T19:52:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/we-all-have-regrets-from-time-to-time/ 2026-09-20T19:52:31+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/if-youre-flying-somewhere-dont-even-think-about-sitting-next-to-the-pilot/ 2026-09-20T19:52:48+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/behind-every-successful-man-is-a-strong-woman-except-for-the-man-who-invented-that/ 2026-09-20T19:52:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-i-was-a-little-kid-we-had-a-hamster/ 2026-09-20T19:53:06+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-think-it-would-be-cool-if-they-came-out-with-an-extreme-wonderbra-where-guys-would/ 2026-09-20T19:53:12+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/when-i-went-to-leave-my-house-today-there-were-so-many-birds-outside-that-it-was-really/ 2026-09-20T19:53:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/its-not-a-loophole-its-a-policy-flexibility-assurance-aperture/ 2026-09-20T19:53:23+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-cried-when-i-had-no-shoes-until-i-met-a-man-with-only-one-leg-at-an-ass-kicking/ 2026-09-20T19:53:29+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-wish-theyd-taught-abstinence-back-when-i-was-in-school/ 2026-09-20T19:53:39+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/prediction-for-2010-the-states-of-new-york-and-new-jersey-will-merge-and-be-called-new/ 2026-09-20T19:53:56+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/for-me-the-best-part-of-waking-up-is-knowing-i-can-afford-to-go-to-starbucks-and-not/ 2026-09-20T19:54:03+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/im-in-a-group-that-does-cold-war-reenactments/ 2026-09-20T19:54:08+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/what-a-bargain-this-invisible-fencing-is/ 2026-09-20T19:54:13+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/contrary-to-what-my-mom-says-i-dont-lack-ambition/ 2026-09-20T19:54:18+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/what-i-like-best-about-being-a-dad-is-no-longer-being-the-initial-suspect-when-the-room/ 2026-09-20T19:54:24+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/after-the-ear-piercing-shrieking-curse-laden-insults-and-vicious-personal-attack-i/ 2026-09-20T19:54:28+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-have-a-very-mild-form-of-bulimia/ 2026-09-20T19:54:34+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/i-tried-making-grandpas-funeral-fun-by-having-him-dressed-in-a-clown-suit/ 2026-09-20T19:54:42+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/memo-to-self-stop-addressing-little-notes-as-memo-to-self/ 2026-09-20T19:54:52+00:00 https://chaoticmeh.com/thoughts/earlier-this-week-i-sent-in-ten-rumination-submissions-hoping-that-some-of-them-would/ 2026-09-20T20:20:37+00:00