A guy is sitting at a bar looking dejected.
The bartender says, “What’s wrong, buddy?”
The guy says, “My wife is divorcing me.”
“Why? What happened?”
“Well,” says the guy, “my wife said, ‘If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.’”
“So?” says the bartender.
The guy sighs. “Apparently, ‘anything’ doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.”
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