Screw It Forward

First, I nearly mowed some people over in the crosswalk as I blew through a stop sign. Second, I cut in and stole a waiting vehicle’s parking spot. Finally, I sauntered down the middle of the lane on my way into the mall, clearly annoying the surrounding drivers. It’s all part of my clever little “Screw It Forward” plan.

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