As the years rolled on, those of us at the kids’ table always wondered which of the

As the years rolled on, those of us at the kids’ table always wondered which of the adults would perish and open up a spot at next year’s Thanksgiving. I was the ONLY one who decided to be proactive about the matter and yet I’m now the black sheep of the family?

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