I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a

I’m writing an erotic story of a successful but lonely Wal-Mart manager who introduces a young, barely tattooed cashier to his version of bondage, most of which involves duct tape. I’m calling it “Fifty Shades of Camo.”

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