If I were rich, I’d send an amazingly expensive, yet unmanned, capsule to another galaxy with a plaque in it reading: “This Spaceship Intentionally Left Blank.” Whoever found it would realize that since we Earthlings would go that friggin’ far for a pun, we’d go oh-so much farther to punish someone for stealing our water or whales or what have you.
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