After the fuss at the airport security checkpoint had died down, it occurred to me that

After the fuss at the airport security checkpoint had died down, it occurred to me that it might have been better to tell the TSA agent that the carry-on item she was questioning me about was an inflatable pillow, not a pillow that would blow up.

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted

3 hours ago

Views

0 views

Rate This Thought

Awaiting public judgment.

Share the Brain Leak

Send this to someone whose standards are already compromised.

⧉Copy Thought 𝕏Post fFB r/Reddit ☘WhatsApp ✉Email

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More meh thoughts

Neighboring brain static, freshly arranged for irresponsible clicking.

Thought This Lenten season I’ve given up waiting so long to bail on my New Year’s Resolutions. Thought I really do like my new smart phone, but for the record, Google’s idea of a sexy new Thought I went to a christening and now everyone is mad at me. Thought As I rasped sweet nothings in her ear, her disdainful look told me she was not going to Thought Once when I was a kid, I almost choked to death on a sticky-pop. Thought The problem with having Facebook friends who run a goat farm is they’re always posting

More posts