I don’t think it would be that great to be a snowman, staring out at a world blanketed

I don’t think it would be that great to be a snowman, staring out at a world blanketed in snow. It must be like you standing in your front yard, seeing your own neighborhood covered in six inches of freshly fallen human viscera.

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