My research aimed to combine the 11 dimensions of current string theory with the 29

My research aimed to combine the 11 dimensions of current string theory with the 29 compatibility dimensions of eHarmony into a new theory of evolutionary human sexuality. Or it *would* have if the MacArthur Foundation hadn’t withdrawn support of my research grant after I included various brothels on the list of required lab facilities.

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