Some stupid women pay a small fortune to get their lips puffed up by cosmetic surgeons.

Some stupid women pay a small fortune to get their lips puffed up by cosmetic surgeons. I’ve found you can get the same effect for free just by using a few well-chosen racial slurs on the subway at rush hour.

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