My friends say I’m a good catch, but I guess I need to find guys with more sophisticated

My friends say I’m a good catch, but I guess I need to find guys with more sophisticated senses of humor. My dates never seem to get it when I leave the seat up in the bathroom. C’mon, everyone knows the ol’ “Crying Game” gag.

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