I’m going to take up knitting as a hobby, and my first project will be a nice warm pair

I’m going to take up knitting as a hobby, and my first project will be a nice warm pair of crotchless panties. I know what you’re thinking: “That’s very sensible, to start off on something simple and easy, instead of going straight for the big fuzzy sweater.”

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