I’d say the worst part of starting a brand new relationship is discovering she lives in

I’d say the worst part of starting a brand new relationship is discovering she lives in a place with a spiral staircase and then having to dump her. Like hell I’m gonna someday have to move a queen bed or armoire down that thing.

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