Sometimes, when I’m in the shower, I let water go down my arms and run off my fingers in

Sometimes, when I’m in the shower, I let water go down my arms and run off my fingers in 10 little streams. I imagine that I’m a new superhero, with the fearsome power of urinating fingers. It may not sound very powerful, but if peeing fingers don’t get the bad guys’ attention, I don’t think they’ll be very impressed with heat vision or magic lassos.