Is there anything stupider than paparazzi shooting pictures of Britney Spears while she

Is there anything stupider than paparazzi shooting pictures of Britney Spears while she leaves her car in a mall parking lot and walks into some lame J. Crew store, buys something she doesn’t need and then goes back to her car, glumly driving away with some unknown leech of a man who is nothing more than this month’s anointed hanger-on? Well, stupider than watching it all on YouTube? Or stupider that watching it on YouTube, then writing a Rumination about it?

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