Bike Wrecks and Whiskey Checks!

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I rode my bicycle to buy alcohol.

I bought a whiskey and was about to ride home, but I thought, what if I fall off my bike and the bottle breaks?

I decided then and there I’d drink it all up before I rode home. Good thing I did, because I fell off my bicycle seven times.

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Posted: March 20, 2026 (3 months ago)
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