Come Forth and Receive

And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Come forth, and you shall receive everlasting life…”

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But John came fifth and received a set of steak knives.

Peter came last and had to eat the biscuit.

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I’d imagine that one thing worse than finding out Osama Bin Laden is still alive would be him coming back to work to find that you’ve been using his parking space all this time.

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Posted: May 7, 2026 (3 months ago)
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