Don’t Change the Subject

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A guy walks into a bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”

Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber yells, “Don’t change the subject!”

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Posted: April 21, 2026 (2 months ago)
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