Keep an Eye Out

A man walks into a brothel and says he wants an experience like he’s never had before.

The lady behind the desk nods with a devious smile and says room 2. The man enters the room and sees a very plain looking middle aged woman. She comes over to him and pops out her eyeball from the socket and says, “In here.” He has the most incredible experience of his entire life by far. As he was leaving he said, “Oh my God, I must see you again.”

She said, “I’ll keep an eye out for you!”

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Posted: May 14, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: adult humor, sexual innuendo, shock value
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