Make out session

I was right in the middle of a steamy make out session with a hot chick when she stops me and asks “do you have a condom?”

“No” I say, and begrudgingly get my things together and head for the store.

When I get there, find the condoms and I’m checking out, the clerk asks me, “Do you need a bag?”

To which I reply, “She’s not that ugly!”