Man goes to the dermatologist with a strange skin condition

A man visits his dermatologist because his skin has become strangely pink and rubbery, like a ham. It’s like this all over his body.

The doctor asks him if he has any clue what could have caused this change, and the man admits that he recently tried out a hygiene tip he read about online: rubbing salt all over himself and sleeping while covered in it.

The man says “Surely there’s some way to fix this before it gets any worse?”

The doctor just says “You’re already cured.”