A Mormon and an Irishman were seated next to each other in First Class on a flight out of NYC.

Once the plane was airborne and the seat-belt sign was turned off, drink orders
were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was brought to him right away and placed in front of him. Then the flight attendant asked the Mormon what he was drinking, to which the Mormon replied, “I would rather be raped by 12 wild whores
than let demon liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Same here.
I didn’t know we had a choice.”