Put Me Down for a Five

Police have been called to an apartment, and upon arrival find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”

“Yes,” says the woman.

“Did you hit him with that golf club?”

“Yes, yes, I did.”

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

“How many times did you hit him?”

“I don’t know — put me down for a five.”

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: death, domestic violence, golf
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