Two hunters

Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapsed.

The other grabbed his phone, called emergency services, and yelled, “Help! We were out hunting, and I think my buddy’s dead! What do I do?!”

The operator said calmly, “All right, sir. First, make sure he’s dead.”

There was a pause… then two gunshots.

The hunter came back on the line and said, “Okay — now what?”