Worst Timing Ever Beats Wife’s Infidelity

Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife.

Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the story, “Wow, that’s awful, what did you do?”

“Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and hightailed it back here. Shoot, they were just getting started, so I figure I got time for a couple more beers.”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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