Y2KY Jelly

The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now fully Year 2000 compliant.

In the light of this they have now renamed it as: Y2KY Jelly.

Said a spokesman: “The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two.”

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Some days you get the bull, others you get the horn.

Some days you get the bull, others you get the horn. Just hope you’re not the guy who gets the horny bull.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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