As Hot Today as 50 Years Ago

Written by

in

Old lady says to her husband, “My nipples are as hot today as they were 50 years ago.”

Her husband says, “They ought to be. One is in coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.”

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted

2 hours ago

Views

0 views

Rate This Thought

Awaiting public judgment.

Share the Brain Leak

Send this to someone whose standards are already compromised.

⧉Copy Thought 𝕏Post fFB r/Reddit ☘WhatsApp ✉Email

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More meh thoughts

Neighboring brain static, freshly arranged for irresponsible clicking.

Thought You’ll Get Used to It Thought Such a Small Organ Thought You Should Be Hung Thought Funny That You Ask Thought She’s Intuit Thought The First Few Days Were the Hardest

More posts