At my therapist’s suggestion, I took up painting to try to work through some homicidal

At my therapist’s suggestion, I took up painting to try to work through some homicidal thoughts I’ve been having. If I ever become a famous artist like Picasso, I guess this will be known as my “Douchebag in Wool Cap With Slashed Throat” period.

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