Humor tip: Exasperatedly muttering to your wife, “Time to make the doughnuts,” as you

Humor tip: Exasperatedly muttering to your wife, “Time to make the doughnuts,” as you get out of bed in the morning? Funny. Doing the same when she asks you for sex? Not so much.

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