I have a friend who’s into meth, but I’m still going to invite him to my Christmas party.

I have a friend who’s into meth, but I’m still going to invite him to my Christmas party. Not only do I want to reach out to him, but I also feel like he’ll be easy to beat if we play Jenga.

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