I shot a man in Reno, but didn’t stick around to watch him die.

Thought The sad aging of my rock ‘n’ roll heroes can be summed up in three words: Moobs like Thought My mother loves Valentine’s Day because it’s the only day of the year when she doesn’t Thought If I were rich, I’d send an amazingly expensive, yet unmanned, capsule to another galaxy Thought Being a dull boy makes Jack consent to an all work/no play situation in the first place. Thought There is no greater hate in the universe than that between a couple who builds IKEA Thought Few things are as underappreciated as nose hair.