I tried making Grandpa’s funeral fun by having him dressed in a clown suit.

I tried making Grandpa’s funeral fun by having him dressed in a clown suit. Nobody appreciated it, though. Was it his oversized shoes, his flower that squirted water at the mourners, or my constantly beeping that big, irresistible red nose that caused such a disturbance?

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