If I ever have a daughter, I won’t let her play with Barbie dolls because I think they

If I ever have a daughter, I won’t let her play with Barbie dolls because I think they create unrealistic body images for girls. In the real world, what are the odds that a young girl will ever grow up to be only eleven and a half inches tall?

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