Just a figure of speech

My friend asked me to say a few words at his wife’s funeral, so I stepped up to the podium, cleared my throat, and said, “Curvy, shapely, voluptuous, generously proportioned, full-figured…”

He stopped me and said, “Dude, what are you saying??”

I replied, “Sorry… it was just a figure of speech.”

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