My favorite part of high school graduation parties is telling the young person that I

My favorite part of high school graduation parties is telling the young person that I hid a $100 bill somewhere in the cake, then watching him destroy his own celebration only to learn I was lying. Kids nowadays need to learn these harsh lessons early.

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