My favorite part of working out in one of those 24-hour gyms is you can get three, maybe

My favorite part of working out in one of those 24-hour gyms is you can get three, maybe four, visits in before some nosy insomniac complains about “That 3 a.m. Naked Treadmill Guy.”

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