Shopping List Showdown: Lingo and Laughter!

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You say “toh-MAY-toh,” I say “toh-MAH-toh.”
You say “soothing lotion for breastfeeding mothers,” I say “boob lube.”

This is why you shouldn’t let me write the shopping list.

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