The one piece of advice I wish I’d paid attention to is that thing on the cleaner bag

The one piece of advice I wish I’d paid attention to is that thing on the cleaner bag that says you shouldn’t put it over your head. Man, was my face red that time! Or maybe blue — I’ve been having trouble with my memory since then.

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