With my luck, if I ever did catch lightning in a bottle, with my luck, the Guatemalan

With my luck, if I ever did catch lightning in a bottle, with my luck, the Guatemalan sweatshop where I mass produced it would forget to put “Not for children under 12” on the label and I’d have a massive recall on my hands.

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