Do Voodoo Dolls Work?

So a woman calls her husband at work and asks, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your back, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”
He says, “God, no.”

And she says, “Um… how about now?”

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I used to work at a place where people got all pissy when I told dirty jokes.

I used to work at a place where people got all pissy when I told dirty jokes. Screw them *and* their vow of silence.

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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