Lousy at Golf

This guy in his 50s goes to the doctor.

“What’s your daily activity level like?” the doctor asks.

“Why do you ask?”

“Well, a guy your age, probably not eating all that healthy, probably not getting that much exercise…”

The guy shrugs. “Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake and outran a wild dog in the heavy brush.”

“Well, that sounds pretty good,” the doctor comments.

“That’s nothing,” the guy says. “The day before, I marched up and down several hills and outran a couple of bears.”

“That sounds really impressive.”

“And last weekend, I crawled out of quicksand, stood in a patch of poison ivy, and knocked down a small tree.”

“Well,” the doctor says, “it sounds like you’re one hell of an outdoorsman!”

“Nah,” the guy replies, “I’m just real lousy at golf.”