It definitely wouldn’t be this one

I saw a guy carrying a screaming toddler across the parking lot.

He noticed me looking at him and said, “He’s mine. I’m not stealing him or anything.”

Before I could reply, he added, “If I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn’t be this asshole.”

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