And then I saw her face

Written by

in

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face…

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted

3 months ago

Views

5 views

Rate This Thought

Awaiting public judgment.

Share the Brain Leak

Send this to someone whose standards are already compromised.

⧉Copy Thought 𝕏Post fFB r/Reddit ☘WhatsApp ✉Email

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More meh thoughts

Neighboring brain static, freshly arranged for irresponsible clicking.

Thought I Would Like to Do It Again Thought She Really Means Well Thought How About Now Thought But When I Do, There It Is Thought Painted It Black So It Would Run Faster Thought Consumed by His Own Pride

More posts