Why Is Your Hair White?

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A daughter once asked, “Why is your hair white?”

Mom said, “Every time you’re bad, it loses its light.”

The girl looked at Grandma and whispered in fright,

“Wow, Mom, you must have been a real terror at night!”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (2 months ago)
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