Wife Gave Birth – How Soon Can We Have Sex? I’m Off Duty in Ten Minutes

Chaotic Meh meme titled “Wife Gave Birth – How Soon Can We Have Sex? I’m Off Duty in Ten Minutes.”

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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”

He winked at me and said, “I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”

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