The Gynaecologist

A beautiful, sassy lady got into a compartment where three men were seated. They were staring at her. She said if they gave one dollar each, she would show her legs.

Immediately, three dollars fell onto her lap.

She lifted her dress to her knees. Indeed, the legs were nice.

Then she said, “Five dollars each, I’ll show my thighs.” Came fifteen dollars, and she lifted her dress high up till her panties.

Then the bomb came.

“Thirty dollars each, I will show where my gynaecologist operated on me.”

Salivating, the three men gave the money.

A station was nearing and the train slowed down. She showed the hospital next to the station — “This is where my gynaecologist operated on me” — and got off the train.