The Rolls Royce Key Fob Trick

Two guys are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, “Every time I see you in here you walk out with a different girl. What’s your secret?”

The first guy replies, “It’s really easy. As soon as I walk into the bar, I casually toss my Rolls Royce keys onto the bar and the gals practically throw themselves at me.”

The second says, “Wow, you’ve got a Rolls Royce?”

The first guy replies, “No, I’m just as poor as you. I bought this Rolls Royce key fob on Amazon for $30 and the ladies are none the wiser.”

So, the other guy goes on Amazon and buys the exact same key fob. He then goes to various bars with no luck whatsoever.

A few weeks later, he runs into the guy again. He tells him, “Your key fob trick is bogus, I went to at least 20 bars, no lady looked at me twice, please take this bad luck charm off my hands.”

The first guy says, “Maybe it would work better if you took off your bicycle helmet first!”