Mormon and Irishman

A Mormon and an Irishman were seated next to each other in first class on a flight out of NYC.

Once the plane was airborne and the seatbelt sign was turned off, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was brought to him right away and placed in front of him.

Then the flight attendant asked the Mormon what he wanted to drink, and he replied, “I would rather be raped by twelve wild whores than let demon liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Same here. I didn’t know we had a choice.”