My stupid boyfriend will do anything I dare him to, including

My stupid boyfriend will do anything I dare him to, including taking off his bathing suit at the public pool and showing everyone his junk. It was pretty damned funny until the cops showed up, at which point I totally denied he was my boyfriend. Hey, I don’t want to be with anyone stupid enough to do that kind of shit just because I dare him.

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