Pig!

A woman decides she’s finally going to get into shape and start jogging. She jogs for several miles and is feeling really great about herself. But then a man drives by, points out the window and shouts, “Pig!”

The woman shouts back, “How dare you!”

Then she trips over a pig.

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The Ultimate Rejection

What’s the ultimate rejection?

When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Posted: April 17, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: daily life, embarrassment, health
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